1. The singer’s girlfriend is sitting in on rehearsals and giving notes.
2. The bass player is having a birthday party. Rest of band not invited.
3. Guitarist has written a new song called ‘For God’s Sake What’s The Point?’.
4. The road crew have their own band. They’re getting more gigs.
5. Everyone takes their gear home after band practice.
6. The drummer’s van is full of painting and decorating kit.
7. You all live in different towns.
8. Band logo on bass drum has been painted over.
9. Bassist is taking calls on iPhone between songs at gigs.
10. Singer spots band’s PA system in window of Cash Converters.
11. Two band members sign up for vocational college courses.
12. Physical violence a common feature of band meetings.
13. Manager opens kebab shop.
14. Keyboard player blocks drummer on Twitter.
15. Singer in prison.